Let’s review the stories I’ve heard about in the past 2 days shall we:
Maryland: Alexander Kinyua kills his roommate and eats his heart and part of his brain. Already shocking enough.
New Jersey: Wayne Carter is found stabbing himself and starts throwing his intestines at police. What.
Canada: Luka Magnotta kills a student he was in a relationship with and eats her. He quoted before, “Once you kill, and taste blood, it’s impossible to stop.” Getting weirder.
Philadelphia: Sydney Clayton is shot by police multiple times and will not stay down…and doesn’t even flinch. Um…
Florida: Doctor violently bangs his head repeatedly against police car dashboard (this is all on video mind you, it’s very strange), then spits blood at cops. What is happening…
Florida: Rudy Eugene is tripping on bath salt and eats a man’s face, growls at police and gets shot 6 times. Alright enough.
So I reiterate my first statement: We are clearly in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse.
- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
